Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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