sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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