Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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