I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
