the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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