Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We don't watch enough power rangers
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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