i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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