Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Randomize