i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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