please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I understand Curling. That high.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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