So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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