i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Randomize
