I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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