life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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