The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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