he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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