This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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