dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you still have your period?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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