He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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