Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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