how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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