i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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