Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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