he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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