wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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