I want to stick my p in your. b.
If that was your dad, he is hot
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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