these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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