But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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