id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Four minutes until I can fart!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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