You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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