lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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