Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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