i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
