and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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