id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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