I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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