i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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