It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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