I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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