I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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