I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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