It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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