Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
honey bunches of taint.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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