Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
bring money and cleavage
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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