Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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