i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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