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I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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