the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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