Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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