How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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