Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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