I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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